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I am the shit. Don't step in me. However, you may put me in a paper bag and light the bag on fire and leave me on some asshole's doorstep. That's fine.

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Level 8 Artist
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Recent Game Medals

Illuminated Providence 25 Points Find all of the All-Seeing Eyes Medal Stats.
Illuminated Hell 10 Points Find all of the 666 references Medal Stats.
Illuminated Skulls 10 Points Find all of the Skulls Medal Stats.
Illuminice! 50 Points Play the game between 1st December and 5th January Medal Stats.
BUY SOME SWAG 5 Points The sales pitch! Medal Stats.
FOLLOW ME 5 Points Follow me at Newgrounds! Medal Stats.
Game Completed 25 Points Complete the game Medal Stats.
First steps to nowhere 5 Points First steps Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 114 (From 27 different games.)

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If you haven't played it...DO IT.
It's by far, my favorite time-waster game on NG.
Toss the Turtle

My Current Stats:
Distance Record: 4,053,725.5 Feet
Medals: All but "Diamond Goomba" and "Drivers License"

And now a question...for anyone who might have played this and gotten as much or hopefully more than I have...
Is there an issue with the medals appearing on your NG medals page?
Because though I achieved both the "100 Miles" & "Obsession:Play 5 hours" medals IN GAME...nothing is showing up on my NG medals page past "Addicted:Play 2 Hours" & "50 Miles".
It's confusing.
I looked in the thread devoted to the game, but no one has even posted there in awhile.
Any info would be helpful.